Friday, September 29, 2006

My Newest Nemesis: Jennifer Lehe Blankenship

If you're anything like me, and I know many of you are, you totally get off on Googling yourself. Also, if you are anything like me, or Claude for that matter*, most of the search results are actually you. Conversely, if you are like Sarah Steele, you share a name with minor young actress from the movie "Spanglish" and some episodes of Law and Order and said actress dominates the first couple of pages.

Anyway, my point is that almost all of the results on a google search for my name are in fact me; this is obviously because I have a unique (last) name. However, there is a girl out there named Jennifer Lehe Blankenship mussing up my results. She is a couple of years younger than me and I do not know if "Lehe" is her middle name or maiden name or mom's maiden name or what, but I know I must find her and challenge her to a duel (or convince her to change it.)

Here is the problem:
http://www.genealogysf.com/Stanton-p/p263.htm


*When Claude's search yielded a jpg titled How2Pimp I had assumed (and indeed hoped) that this was not him. I was mistaken, but the 'pimping' in question was not that of a bitch but of an internet browser.

Friday, September 22, 2006

I don't know what to do with a webcam




Thursday, September 21, 2006

Vote for my friend Sylvia

Hey guys, help my former roommate Sylvia win this art contest. She's hands down the best of the bunch. Check out some of her paintings below and vote for her [[here]]
(scroll to the bottom of her page for the vote link)



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Monday, September 18, 2006

Steal of a Deal!

$250 renting out my backyard (Murray Hill)

Reply to: hous-208681071@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-17, 9:54PM EDT


hello im a nice, young, japanese buisnessman who seeks to rent out his tented backyard. i live in a floor level efficiency and have a 400 sq. ft. backyard with a tent over it and fenced in for your protection! it has a hose but all other amenities you must provide for yourself - such as heating, electric generators etc. for an additional $500 you can have access to my kitchen and bathroom as long as we split the utility bill. there is minor shrubbery in my backyard but it is pleasant to look at. serious applicants only! will provide pictures upon request. you cant beat this price in NYC!

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Marilyowl

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Message to the Knowledged Few

ruo nalp si rinkowg
noctuine sa stinurecdt
het cheop si rean