Not What I Signed Up For

Just three, count them three, weeks out I am already asking myself, and now you, Is this really what I worked so long and hard for? Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace...blah, blah, blah...Signifying nothing. Those are the key parts at least. The point is that I, like Macbeth, think this shit kinda sucks. Granted, my wife isn't dead (she is alive and well) and I do not wish to die, I just need a job that is rewarding on some level. But still, I think Macbeth and I are getting at the same thing: there has to be something good about this but I don't f-ing see it. Hopefully things will work out a little better for me than they did for him. I hope that's not a spoiler for anyone.

Remember when we wished it would melt? Remember how we thought the summer couldn't come fast enough? It's 717 degrees Celsius in Bed-Stuy right now and I would commit heinous acts just for the privelage to step around yellow snow. Careful what you wish for.

By Far The Most Terrifying Movie You Will Ever See

Except perhaps for the one about the sexy Korean android. But, I digress. I went last night to see An Inconvenient Truth. See it. It will indeed scare the hell out of you.

Was your voice heard last night?

I certainly hope so. It is the civic duty of each and every one of us to cast our vote. It is what separates us (democratic America) from the rest of the world (the Godless enemy.)
We the people (and remember: if you do not vote, you cannot complain) have once again elected a gray haired white man to a prestigious public office. The important difference, though, is that Taylor is incredibly incredible and his sexiness is rivaled only by fellow silver fox Anderson Cooper (who is, like Taylor, so hot right now.)

Over and Out.

Hello all?

I'm new to this blogosphere world and am excited to finally join. I hope this is posted.... I can be a bit of a retard when it comes to computers. I appologize for not adding a photo, it will be in the next post.

Not to direct you away from this blog...

...but I have just discovered that the one and only John Hodgman is a fellow Blogger-brand blogger. His blog, which is cool in a very different way than your own, can be read (predictably) at areasofmyexpertise.blogspot.com
Also, name this mouth and win a prize.

Better than any fortune cookie

Sun Tzu on THE ART OF WAR

"To see victory only when it is within the ken
of the common herd is not the acme of excellence."